Delilah Gonzalez 🥉

Co-parenting taught me speed cleaning between kid pickups. Hang it on a hanger by an open window, inside-out, and lightly mist the lining with cheap vodka; wave a fan at it for 20 minutes. If it still whispers attic, give it a short pass with a steamer from a foot away.

Once forgot towels; my aunt dried off with a shirt.

Use a laminated 4x4 grid on the fridge; names shift one column every Monday; all tasks due by 9 PM. Mirror it in a free shared Google Calendar with four repeating events; notifications off except a single daily reminder at 8:30 PM. Missed task: $2 to the household consumables jar and you complete it the next morning; two misses in a month assigns you the least popular chore the following week.