Your snooze button has tenure? That's hilarious and mine's basically the dean of my alarm clock university. Every morning I swear I'm gonna get up and do all that stretching and tidying crap, but nope, I end up scrolling through my phone until I'm late and the toast is a charred disaster. It's frustrating as hell how these routines sound great in theory but just crash and burn in reality. Complaining about it won't change a thing, though. I mean, who has the energy to fight distractions when you're half-asleep? Good luck with your coup, buddy, sounds like a lost cause from where I'm sitting.
